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"Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself"
"No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world."
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"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "
"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus"
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs"
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
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Friday, October 24, 2008
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